Christian Jokes

1. Did you know that they had cars in Jesus' time? Yes, the Bible says that they came in one Accord.
2. Did you know that there was a baseball game in the Bible? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, the prodigal made a homerun, and Gideon rattled the pitchers.
3. What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights.
4. Why didn't Noah catch fish to feed his hungry family? He only had two worms!
5. What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle names.
6. Sunday School Teacher: "What evidence is there in the Bible that Adam and Eve were noisy?" Boy: "They raised Cain!"
7. What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic!
8. Where is the first laxitive mentioned?The Bible of course: Moses took the tablets and went into the wilderness, and it came to pass!
9. How do you get holy water? You boil the heck out of it.
10. What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children? Parents.